Toe to tip, this is a Bart!

cryptotheism:

AMD GOD GAVE THE BEAST-KINGS GIFTS THAT THEY MIGHT SHARE WITH THEIR PEOPLE:

To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.

To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength

To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight

And to the Shrimp, god gave the concussive plasma cannon.

memeclassheroes:

transfantasma:

buddwyer:

lakevida:

where’s the kratom dog ashes tweet. please

Why did I think they were talking to actual sharks for like 90% of the time I was reading this post

I’m obsessed with this dude’s videos. The dialogue and cuts feel like they were ripped out of a Wes Anderson movie but it also doesn’t feel like he’s trying to mimic Wes Anderson

a-book-of-creatures:

felitomkinson:

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

radiofreederry:

sitstaystoned:

it’s called duckweed. one hit and you’ll be lining up behind mom

jareckiworld:

Jiří Mocek — Labyrinth and Shadow (oil on canvas, 2016)